Wednesday, April 28, 2010

What was the best Advice your Mother ever gave you...?

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What was the best Advice your Mother ever gave you...?
'stop and smell the roses' take time out to enjoy life.
';Kill 'em with kindness.'; Trivial but it works!
Stay away from ginger men with mustache's.....they're bad news!
Don't forget to wash yer butt.
have faith in god always, we're not your dad whose making your future, it's you, only with our help and god's will....
Nothing that I can remember, I didn´t get on with her until now and now I am too old for advice ;)
Keep yourself pure, and reach for the stars.
Give from your heart and you will always get back more than give
None that I can remember-but I still love her and dont fault her at all for the choices I made in life.
She never gave me any advice!
1) Wash your hands every time you come in the house.


2) If you can't pay cash for it, you can't afford it.


3) Use credit vary sparingly.


4) Always show respect to your elders.


5) Never scratch your balls with the salad fork.
';Honey, tell those girls to stop pretending to be you on the internet.';





I didn't listen, and It didn't work. Now i am in trouble......


*drat* i hate when that happens.





She also told me other stuff like, ♫ ';Read your Bible pray everyday and you will grow, grow, grow...';♫ and don't lie, don't steal, don't murder (and all of the other 10 commandments); work hard, walk with integrity and follow your gut instincts.





All of my friends have ditched me because my life got bad, and it didn't look good for them to socialise with me, even though mostly all of them are nobodys like me. Whatev .......


So, my mom said to junk them then, as no one needs a fairweather friend, but well......... friendship termination pending.





She also said something about God having good plans for my life because of all that i have been through (and to some degree still am) but personally between you and me i think she was hitting the bottle before she said that.





:P



You are who you hang out with.........
kill with one shot and one shot only
Never hit a lady because she will get sweet revenge and put your sorry A S S in jail and I believe her to this day..
Follow your heart and soul........they always tell the truth!
respect to everyone....
Underware are over rated.
NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WITH TATTOOS
her advice was in the ways she taught and raised me. which is more than could be ever explained with words
sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind
Your mouth is going to get you into trouble, so you need to start thinking before you speak!
stay out of debt, never go to bed on an argument as it just grows into something worse by morning, xx
she said you HAVE to pay a bill after the second reminder.
Knee him in the nuts first then when he bends down holding them, push your fingers into his eyes as hard as you can then elbow him with all your mite into the back of his head..if he is still standing RUN RUN RUN
Walk softly and carry a big stick.


Thank you.
When all else fails, get drunk.
don't hang around with bad people who will influence and corrupt your mind body and soul from achieving your top goal
pray
To treat woman with respect and admiration.


And that was just from observing her.
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